"David Lee Roth was always into roller skating and jogging. Hey, that’s fine but he would bang on everybody’s door at eight or nine in the morning, going, “Come on. get your ass out of bed, come roller skating.” I’m going, “Fuck you, man, I just got to sleep."

— Eddie Van Halen 1986

Digital dandelion.

This is something my mom finds acceptable to send me at work to remind me to get an annual mammogram. The apple doesn’t fall far from the Felicia I guess.

This is something my mom finds acceptable to send me at work to remind me to get an annual mammogram. The apple doesn’t fall far from the Felicia I guess.

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