I like nachos, you should too. I also like early morning news shows and puns. I like my men like I like my coffee, filled with either milk or whiskey. Those little green plastic army men toys are pretty cool.Tumblr (3.0; @blergisphere)http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv6au4pZbw1qzhshmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/298898536http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/298898536Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:13:16 -0500Humming birddive<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qljs6phMy8o&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qljs6phMy8o&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>If you weren’t in the Christmas spirit before…. Take a gander at this.</p>http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/297013042http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/297013042Wed, 23 Dec 2009 12:11:37 -0500happy holidaysprisoner christmasthe professor brothers<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuwqfaISp71qzhshmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My Christmas vacation has commenced with eggs Benedict and a man in overalls hand feeding me bacon. Today is going to be a great day.</p>http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/290399606http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/290399606Sat, 19 Dec 2009 11:13:55 -0500<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuuwtgKFj61qzhshmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Don’t give me none of that jibba jabba, Merry Christmas fool.</p> <p>(via: <a href="http://www.brandonbird.com">www.brandonbird.com</a>)</p>http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/289067606http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/289067606Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:36:52 -0500mr. TJibba jabbachristmas<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kusukantcq1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/287599226/youre-welcome-via">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You’re welcome.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2009/12/diy-origami-christmas-tree-ball.html">via</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/287616024http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/287616024Thu, 17 Dec 2009 10:59:31 -0500<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuejdfy6Cm1qavqyco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://lizzieloo.tumblr.com/">lizzieloo</a>)</p>http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/286463538http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/286463538Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:35:34 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EwzzxDawAV4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EwzzxDawAV4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>My new Christmas tradition.</p> <p>1. Listen to this album while wandering around my neighborhood at night seeking out Christmas light decorations.</p> <p>2. Pick up a festive hot peppermint tea from my favorite corner coffee shop (to go).</p> <p>3. Lose track of time, taking in the sights and smells of the holiday season.</p> <p>4. Realize I have strayed too far from home and really have to go to the bathroom (#1).</p> <p>5. Start jogging towards home.</p> <p>6. Start running towards home.</p> <p>7. Start SPRINTING towards home like a screaming banshee.</p> <p>8. Terrify people and their dogs on the side walk as I sprint past them cradling my crotch.</p> <p>9. Get distracted by a HILARIOUS light up Santa that someone has put in their front stoop and have cleverly arranged beer bottles around so it looks like Ole St. Nick has had one too many.</p> <p>10. Borderline pee my pants 1 block away from home.</p> <p>Aren’t holiday traditions great?</p>http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/286179312http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/286179312Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:11:00 -0500christmastraditionsdrunken santapeeing pants<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kur2hrTGc01qzhshmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Kate Wilson continuously makes my day.</p>http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/286160504http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/286160504Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:49:01 -0500Kate wilsonBirds wearing wigsblow dryers“It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you are surrounded by turkeys.”<br/><br/> - <em>My ma</em>http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/284143227http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/284143227Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:08:04 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuhz0d1HRr1qzhshmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/279106254http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/279106254Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:55:25 -0500fartingtraderjoesmissedconnections<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kucujvb0Rf1qzhshmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I use Google to spell check pretty much everything. Yes. Google. Not a dictionary, not actual spell check. Google.</p> <p>Anyhoo look what I found! If you ever get a chance, I strongly recommend Google image searching “comb over.” It’s internet gold.</p> <p>Please don’t ask me why I am spell checking “comb over” that is for another day entirely.</p>http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/275154896http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/275154896Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:31:07 -0500comboverscomb-overscomb overgoogle<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuaps1agTS1qzhshmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The United States of pretty. Suck it world.</p>http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/273458708http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/273458708Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:52:49 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku198jm5fh1qzhshmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Remember when you said “and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.”</p> <p>Is that true?</p>http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/266407943http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/266407943Wed, 02 Dec 2009 11:17:07 -0500chrisfarleybeatles<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktxq745zEb1qzmopno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/263720017/this-is-our-moment-gentlemen">nickholmes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is our moment gentlemen.</p> </blockquote>http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/265433404http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/265433404Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:32:00 -0500“New favorite site of the day: <a href="http://www.snacksandshit.com/">http://www.snacksandshit.com/</a>”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://twitter.com/blergisphere/status/6206060290">blergisphere</a></em>http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/263629957http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/263629957Mon, 30 Nov 2009 11:45:34 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/E6CtAauWe1U&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/E6CtAauWe1U&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I would be proud, to partake, in your pecan piiiieeeeee. Remember when Billy Crystal was great? Also, Happy Thanksgiving!</p>http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/258304066http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/258304066Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0f1jAtQi1qzfswoo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is one tree, I would love to climb and I don’t even like donuts. But the thought of climbing a hypothetical donut tree excites me.</p>http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/256179921http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/256179921Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:54:48 -0500<a href="http://rainn.posterous.com/dwangela-gothic">I really wish I had thought of this. I also wish that I was good at painting. </a>http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/255908311http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/255908311Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:14:53 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmmtoBB7F1qape27o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fountainpen.tumblr.com/post/255884813/george-washington-was-a-ghostbuster">fountainpen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>George Washington was a ghostbuster.</p> </blockquote>http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/255904550http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/255904550Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:10:22 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktl3pcSESr1qa2gneo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I heard on the news this morning that preschoolers watch on average about 2 hours of TV a day whilst at day care.</p>http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/254820008http://blergisphere.tumblr.com/post/254820008Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:58:38 -0500