Unemployment Survival Guide Part 1
Watch Reality Bites.
It’s the perfect film for whatever ailes your broken, unemployed, heart.
If you are sad, this movie will wick away that sadness like a giant panty liner to the core of your self loathing center. If you are in need of a laugh, look no further than Janeane Garofalo folding sweaters with pride at the GAP.
It’s a mini-mart for your soul fully stocked with Big Gulps, Ethan Hawke being dreamy, Winona Rider being angsty, Ben Stiller being Jewy, and Steve Zahn being Steve Zahny. Not to mention: Piiiizzzzzaaaaaaa, and a bitchin’ soundtrack to boot. Remember My Sharona? GOLD.
Whether you are a recent graduate, or someone who is just starting over it’s reassuring to know that 1. You are probably not stuck in Houston Texas. 2. No one has a landline phone anymore so no need to freak out about potential psychic hotline bills.
