I like nachos, you should too. I also like early morning news shows and puns. I like my men like I like my coffee, filled with either milk or whiskey. Those little green plastic army men toys are pretty cool.
Halloween is a tough holiday for those on the cusp of youth and adulthood. When is it appropriate to stop trick or treating? I think the rule should be that if you have pubic hair it’s time to throw in the towel and accept that every Halloween from then on will be disappointing.
Exhibit A:
Exhibit B:
Yes, that is the 9th grade version of me. And yes, this was the last year I went trick or treating. I should have taken a page out of the book of Freaks and Geeks saved myself the disappointment.
