January 2011
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What happened here...
“Oh hey Valerie. What are you doing here? Oh, right, you work right around the corner. How have you been? You look good… Who ah, who you got there with you? Emanuel. Nice to meet you. Wow, a personal trainer. Well you certainly have the pecks for it! Emanuel. Oh these? These nachos aren’t really mine, cause I mean, pfft who would be crazy enough to eat nachos on the subway in...
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When the Starrs align...
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This is just like that time I geeked out over my technological tryst with Paul Feig.
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Super determined to make my mark in the agency...
Account person #1: What are we wearing? They want to be funky/sexy and think we are too.. but they’re still finance.
Account person #2: Well I wouldn't recommend too sexy, but I would say the guys should be smart/casual and that the girls ooze 'Manhattan ad agency'
Me: Then it's settled, I will be sure to wear my most sophisticated prosthetic leg.
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“My grandpop Brennan won every cruise ship dance contest he entered.”
– The brilliant opening sentence of chapter six of Everything Is Wrong with Me by Jason Mulgrew.
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thatawkwardmoment:
when you walk into the bathroom and Kevin G is making love to your woman on the floor.
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MY BACK PAGES: WHAT I IMAGINE A PHONE CONVERSATION... →
winola:
Oh hey Bob Dylan, what’s goin on? Good to hear from you! What have you been up too, dawg? Dude, I totally caught it. I have no idea what’s going on either! It’s like, just as I was getting comfortable with the island being a vehicle for time-travel, they throw us another curveball. It totally makes me feel better that you have questions, too! Right, I know. Well I...
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My Inner Dilemma on the Subject of Pugs
I have a strong love/hate relationship with pugs. For the following reasons:
1. For some reason they remind me of Jon Lovitz. I love Jon Lovitz.
2. I think pugs are terrible.
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My So-Called Fantasy
I’ve decided that If I ever meet Claire Danes I’m going to try to casually work this phrase into the conversation “I don’t know about you but I’ve been Angela Chasein’ the dream my whole life. Are you still selling Fancy gloves at Saks? No? Ok. Please send my regards to your sister, Sarah Jessica Parker.”
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