Happy Thanksgiving. →
To the holiday devoted to complex carbohydrates, we salute you.
Let’s face it, there are 2 kinds of dudes in this world. The Charlie Sheen’s, and the Jon Cryer’s. If we’ve learned anything for the 80’s, it’s this: Always go for the dude who will love you like Otis Redding sings.
The gods can giveth it, just as quickly as they can taketh it away. -Fake proverb