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I like nachos, you should too. I also like early morning news shows and puns. I like my men like I like my coffee, filled with either milk or whiskey. Those little green plastic army men toys are pretty cool.









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Thank you universe.
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Featured Sandwich: Steak (No charge)

Thank you universe.

selleckwaterfallsandwich:

Featured Sandwich: Steak (No charge)


Just another day in the office.

I love when I get emails like this:

Because then I get to answer emails like this:

06:24 pm, by blergisphere2 notes

02:05 pm, by blergisphere


me:So I've decided
Sam:Yes?
me:Falling asleep on the sofa to Weekend At Bernies is truly the only way to fall asleep.
Sam:haha. I agree whole heartedly.
me:How have we not ever done that? No matter what time you wake up Andrew McCarthy is doing something awesome.
05:26 pm, by blergisphere



Guess who just scored new desktop wallpaper….

Guess who just scored new desktop wallpaper….

01:54 pm, by blergisphere

Reason #3,892 why John Lithgow is Cooler than I ever will be.

I saw this on Thursday night.

There are a number of reasons why John Lithgow is the coolest. Trying to live up to his coolness might be unrealistic.  Here are a few reasons why I may never catch up to the prowess that is Mr. Lithgow.

1. I was taking a break from a pint of Ben and Jerry’s and Alton Brown and decided to check twitter. Sadder words were never typed… and I saw the above tweet.

2. I try not to go out on nights that I have to work the next day, John Lithgow laughs in the face of responsibility.

3. While I was coming to these realizations, I was wearing sweat pants. There really is nothing less cool than sweat pants.The only people that can get away with wearing sweat pants and look good are toddlers and men in the mob.

4. I met John Lithgow at Comic Con in San Diego last summer. Yes, Comic Con. This is the expression on his face when I took a photo of him. It pretty much says it all.

If you were wondering what cool reason #3,891 is. This is it:

06:10 pm, by blergisphere

Whenever I get overwhelmed at work I like to take a moment out of my day, sit back, and pretend that I was born 40 years ago and was in the crowd at this show.

05:02 pm, by blergisphere



I’m on the fence. Is this the most brilliant pick up line ever? Or a way murderers hunt for victims?

I’m on the fence. Is this the most brilliant pick up line ever? Or a way murderers hunt for victims?

08:08 pm, by blergisphere

10:15 am, by blergisphere



This is amazing and the only thing that could have possibly made it better was if they met on the train.
urban-fervor:

fujiidom:

TOO. MUCH. WIN.

Is there a better place to meet blousy alcoholics? I don’t think so.

This is amazing and the only thing that could have possibly made it better was if they met on the train.

urban-fervor:

fujiidom:

TOO. MUCH. WIN.

Is there a better place to meet blousy alcoholics? I don’t think so.