Expectations? It’s been a weird few weeks.
Expectations? It’s been a weird few weeks.
This video makes me very anxious.
I’m worried for that dog’s life.
I’m worried for that horn.
I’m worried for that chair.
I’m worried for that hula hoop.
“In September 1988, Adriana P. Orr, a researcher at the Oxford English Dictionary, was asked to trace the etymology of the word “nachos” and conducted an initial investigation of the nacho story.”

My friend went on a blind date last night. I sent her some “deal-sealers” to try out. These are fool proof if executed properly:
I haven’t heard from her today, I can only assume it’s because she died from multiple orgasms.
— Swimming in a river of marinara denial.

Some things that have already happened this week:
Adults + plastic toys + a bowl of hard candies + voluntarily manning a table at a zine fest for 7 hours = 2 vines & 8 photos of stacked animals.
“I sketched this picture of you while you were watching that Dove campaign video.” -The Best Boyfriend in the Universe