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I love when I get emails like this:

Because then I get to answer emails like this:

I saw this on Thursday night.

There are a number of reasons why John Lithgow is the coolest. Trying to live up to his coolness might be unrealistic.  Here are a few reasons why I may never catch up to the prowess that is Mr. Lithgow.

1. I was taking a break from a pint of Ben and Jerry’s and Alton Brown and decided to check twitter. Sadder words were never typed… and I saw the above tweet.

2. I try not to go out on nights that I have to work the next day, John Lithgow laughs in the face of responsibility.

3. While I was coming to these realizations, I was wearing sweat pants. There really is nothing less cool than sweat pants.The only people that can get away with wearing sweat pants and look good are toddlers and men in the mob.

4. I met John Lithgow at Comic Con in San Diego last summer. Yes, Comic Con. This is the expression on his face when I took a photo of him. It pretty much says it all.

If you were wondering what cool reason #3,891 is. This is it: